(Currently at Creating Space, focusing on sales is my top priority right now as we’re running ads)
Everyone’s seen it (or done it): the sales approach destined to fail.
So, here’s a sarcastic guide on how not to make a sale.
Learn from it—or better yet, do the opposite!
↳ Speak More, Listen Less
Rule #1 for failure: talk endlessly about yourself. Clients love it, right?
- Monologues for Days
Keep talking; the client’s interest doesn’t matter!
- Pro Tip
If they check their phone, you're halfway there... to losing them.
↳ Talk More, Ask Less
Why ask questions when you already know what they need?
- You Know Best
They don’t need to explain—just push your solution.
- Silence is Golden
Don’t let them talk. It’s your show!
↳ Think More, Do Less
Keep planning forever—action is overrated.
- Perfect the Pitch
Why act when you can keep perfecting?
- No Action, No Failure
If you don’t try, you can’t fail!
The Secret to Success? Do the Opposite
Want to close deals? Listen, ask, and act. Stop talking and start doing.
Current Stats:
↳ High Ticket Closure:
-70+ sales calls made
- ROI: 2.78
- ROS: 3.97
- Total Leads: 72
- Converted: 4
- Average Lead Conversion: 5.6%
Want to hear how we convert leads? Let us know in the comments!
We’ve all been there—talking too much, thinking too long. But success comes from doing the opposite: listen more, ask smart questions, and take action!
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